Wednesday, July 20, 2011
It's All Fun And Games Until Dean Butler Loses A Shirt
tom selleck's ass
Are you kidding me? We talk about dangling participles and grammar most days. I feel so cheap. Mostly because I can't report with any authority on this topic, either.
"is a relation between those sensations and those memories which simultaneously encircle us"
This sounds like something I might have written on my college entry essay. The writer I am now would tear this like a Dean Butler shirt. Those, twice? Slay that -ly!
how to write Jake Gyllenhaal
If I was in the know on this, I wouldn't be wasting my time writing four hundred page tomes. I'd be writing those cursive jobbers on hand-dipped paper and trying to elevate fan-girl into literary art.
how old is l.a. mitchell
I can only assume this google-searcher was seeking the other L.A. Mitchell, who by the way is a very successful singer in New Zealand. Go ahead, peek. I'll share you with her. Think she gets emails asking about Fabio's lahve-attack and time travel?
oops. I wasn't supposed to mention he-who-shall-never-again-be-mentioned. Sorry.
time traveling orgies
Whoa. Let's not get excited here. Geez. I put orgy in one blog title and it is now half the search hits. Those of you looking to increase blog traffic take note: Tomato Soup Recipe Orgy! Went To See Harry Potter This Weekend Orgy! Hum-Drum Monday Orgy! Figurative Language Orgy!
I'm pretty sure we settled this here. But just in case-yes, it was me. And it was fabulous.
Was it fun for you?