Thursday, July 28, 2011

Naked and Happy

Displeased with the local selection of shower curtains, I took to the internet.  But if you're here at the Vortex, you must know these won't be any ordinary shower curtains:

Top 500 SAT words shower curtain ($21.99) buy here

Psycho Shower Curtain ($15.49) buy here
Put The Damn Seat Down ($10.00) buy here

Man in Towel ($85.00-not kidding!) buy here

...and we can't forget the hooks, right?

1 comment:

the walking man said...

Psycho mixed with the Elvis hooks would be about right.

Unless the guy about to be stabbed over a toilet seat was saying "but ...but...honey it's funny when I hear you go splash in the dark."