My computer and I are a bit under the weather today. And, according to Regis Philbin (an expert, right?), the cosmos will realign for my astrological sign this weekend and the parched funk that was January will be a distant memory. Until then, I offer up links of advice from two influential writers of our time. I've been saving them for just such a day when I can't rub two sentences together. Enjoy.
Kurt Vonnegut's 8 Rules For Writing Fiction
Everything You Need to Know About Writing Successfully-In Ten Minutes by Stephen King