I can't think of anything more perfect than reaching the climax on Hump Day. Pull your mind out, will ya? It means I'll skid past the finish line two days early.
Most random words typed today: Tony Baretta (long story, buy the book)
Seen at the library: A woman with a mullet
Most distracting thing all day: stomach growl tied with mullet girl's cell phone ring
Literary inspiration on the stacks next to me: Kurt Angle's WWF biography. Blech!
Most in need of: chocolate and sleep