Who writes for Dove Chocolates? Those carpe diem messages imprinted on the foil Promises wrappers? Today the peanut butter ones encouraged me to feel the sun on my face, make a date with my favorite book and think beyond limits. Please. If I'm diving into the chocolate, something decidedly non-zen has just happened.If I were a writer on Dove's payroll, I'd unwrap these beauts:
Five minutes behind the ape guy on heavy meds in spin class. Worth it?
Add a food group. Call it Who-Cares.
Kiss before eating. My caramel is like mucus.
Fold laundry while eating. Eliminate guilt.
Bite me. No, really.
That fantasy? Re-live it. It's healthier than me.
Joanie loves Chachi. Without Joanie.
Turns your mother-in-law's voice into Charlie Brown's teacher.
Just like the cabana boy's skin.
In all seriousness, they're listening. Submit yours here.
5 comments:
Funny stuff. Here's mine:
'There's nothing like a moonlight suck.'
Just think that "As you eat this, it too shall pass."
"Bite me. No, really." had me spewing chocolate milk out my nose.
LOL! You are so clever! I hope you seriously submitted something. :)
LOL! You are so clever! I hope you seriously submitted something. :)
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