The whole A.W.O.L. thing happened this week. The usual suspects: work, overcommitments, creepy, gorilla-scented guy walking out of the zoo restroom. But I digress. The blatant lack of Vortex feed this week had virtually no impact on Wicked Cool Baby's Snarky Baby Contest! Are you ready to exercise your freedom to vote? In keeping this vote all Switzerland, I will not reveal the identities of those who submitted. Seriously, a huge thanks to everyone who put on their humor caps for the week. Drum roll, please...
Team Suri-toddler shirt
If at first you don't succeed, cry, cry again-toddler shirt
I'll have a venti mocha frappuccino with a double shot of breast milk-baby onesie w/coffee shop cup image
Please tell me that gomer is not my daddy-onesie or toddler shirt
I am acting my shoe size!-toddler shirt
How many fingers old are you?-toddler shirt
If I poop, will you go away?-baby onesie
Date Night Killer-baby onesie
Pick your favorite (or two or three) in the sidebar. Poll closes midnight Sunday.