Granted, this one presents with more theatrics than Mullet Man from Craig's List. And no, this is NOT my September opportunity from the tarot deck. I SO wish could take a road trip to California to find out what specimens show up for this one. Here's the meeting spot. I can only imagine the interviews conducted under this "main sign."
"Pulse?" "Check." "Meds?" "Good, we'll all need them." "Rorschach test?" "Yeah, I see Einstein's hair, too. You're in."